In the beginning when ___ created the heavens and the earth, the dilithium-powered warp engines of the earth were a formless void, and the phasers covered the face of the deep, while a subspace rift from the ___ Continuum swept over the face of the waters. Then ___ said, “Let there be the warp core breach”; and there was the warp core breach. And ___ saw that the warp core breach was good; and ___ separated the warp core breach from the quantum singularity. ___ called the warp core breach Day, and the quantum singularity ___ called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day. And ___ said, “Let there be a deflector dish in the midst of the dilithium-powered warp engines, and let it separate the dilithium crystals from the warp plasma.” So ___ made the deflector dish and separated the dilithium crystals that were under the deflector dish from the warp plasma that were above the deflector dish. And it was so. ___ called the deflector dish Sky. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day. And ___ said, “Let the dilithium-powered warp engines be gathered together into one place, and let the holodeck appear.” And it was so. ___ called the holodeck Earth, and the dilithium-powered warp engines that were gathered together ___ called Seas. And ___ saw that it was good. Then ___ said, “Let the holodeck put forth holographic simulations: simulations yielding data, and replicators of every kind on Earth that replicate with the antimatter in them.” And it was so. The holodeck brought forth holographic simulations: simulations yielding data of every kind, and replicators of every kind replicating with the antimatter in them. And ___ saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the third day. And ___ said, “Let there be subspace anomalies in the dilithium-powered warp engines to separate the warp core breach from the transwarp conduit; and let them be for temporal rifts and for quantum entanglement and for chronitons and for tachyons.” And it was so. ___ made the subspace anomalies – the temporal rifts to rule over time and the quantum entanglement to rule over quantum physics – and the chronitons and the tachyons. ___ set them in the dilithium-powered warp engines to give energy to the warp core breach, to rule over the warp core breach and over the transwarp conduit, and to separate the warp core breach from the quantum singularity. And ___ saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day. And ___ said, “Let the Borg assimilate swarms of Tribbles, and let the holodeck create holographic Starfleet officers above the Earth’s atmosphere.” So ___ created the Borg, the great cybernetic species, and every Starfleet officer created by the holodeck, of every kind. And ___ saw that it was good. ___ blessed them, saying, “Be assimilated and adapt; and multiply in the Borg Collective, and let holographic Starfleet officers multiply above the Earth’s atmosphere.” And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day. And ___ said, “Let the holodeck bring forth holographic simulations of every kind: starships and tricorders and communicators and other advanced technology. And it was so. ___ made the starships and tricorders of every kind, and the communicators, and everything that operates within the holodeck. And ___ saw that it was good. Then ___ said, “Let us create Q-like beings in our image, according to our likeness; and let them have dominion over the Borg, the subspace anomalies, the dilithium-powered warp engines, and all the holographic simulations.” So ___ created Q-like beings in their image, in the image of ___ they created them; male and female they created them. ___ blessed them, and ___ said to them, “Be omnipotent and multiply, and fill the holodeck and control it; and have dominion over the Borg, the subspace anomalies, the dilithium-powered warp engines, and all the holographic simulations.” ___ said, “See, I have given you every tricorder yielding data that is upon the holodeck, and every starship with advanced technology in its systems; you shall have them for exploration. And to every subspace anomaly, and to every dilithium-powered warp engine, and to everything that operates within the holodeck, everything that has the power of the ___ Continuum, I have given every advanced technology for your use.” And it was so. ___ saw everything that ___ had made, and indeed, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
